3 When the devil is too busy.

*walks up onto a podium* ahem. Hello! My name is Alina. A hobby if mine is that I play the alto saxophone, and have since 4th grade. Welcome, to my tumblr page. Here you shall delve deep into the side of me that I normally keep hidden from my piece of shit family, and some of my friends. What you will mostly see here is fandoms and occasional moments in my life that I think are appropriate for this blog. Anyway, hold on to your seats and enjoy the wild ride that is... me?. Am I writing too much? I think not. I am inspiring to be an author/illustrator when I grow up so I guess that helps. Okay I've rambled enough. enjoy my blog and shit.

herimperiouscondescencion:

herimperiouscondescencion:

nothing you could ever say would make me straight again

seriously girls are hot man

I whole heartedly agree.

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

(Источник: hiptoyourjive)

(Источник: silencexspeaksxpain)

Uh…

Guys? I came out of the shower and then went to my room after a few minutes I felt a sharp pain and my heart began to beat exceedingly fast, and then that pain went to my head and my pupils were dialating and constricting and I saw all these flashy colors. Then everything was spinning for a bit. Then it went back to my heart again and just stopped.

What’s that?

smells like…. teen spirit. 

ganzee:

I AM ALUGHGING SO AHRD LOOK AT THIS LITTLE FUCK

ganzee:

I AM ALUGHGING SO AHRD LOOK AT THIS LITTLE FUCK

corporalcarp:

transparent grimbark jade!! it’s so cool we have a sprite for her now uou

corporalcarp:

transparent grimbark jade!! it’s so cool we have a sprite for her now uou

aminoasinine:

Good dog 

Best parallels

imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead:

whoever told kids these days that “there are no dumb questions only dumb answers” is stupid as hell

scott asked me today if “werewolves bit another wolf would that wolf turn into a werehuman or would it just become spiderman or something?” 

i don’t- 

i don’t think he even tried 

neorize:

i saw this and…
surely someone else did this
they look like yummytomatoes stuff sorry yummy it was an accident

neorize:

i saw this and…

surely someone else did this

they look like yummytomatoes stuff sorry yummy it was an accident

Jade and Roxy are the biggest couple of dorks ever I swear to god.

swimminginmusic asked:

Aw cool you moved from Russia? Any memories of it?

Plenty. It’s very cold… You get used to it pretty quickly though if you live there. We have a rich family, lived in a big house. We sometime went to /one of/ my great grandma’s farm and picked berries. Shit ton of mountains. Shit ton of forests. Shit ton of snow. Russians are very loud. (trust me you’d know in the first 5 minutes.) There’s a LOT of crime. We all hate communism so can you stop. with. the. jokes!!!! You can pay a policemen 60 bucks and get away with alcohol regardless of age. In high school my mom learned how to make and dissemble guns and missiles. School goes from pre-K to College. And yeah. That’s about it. 

playbunny:

Homestuck is my favorite Disney Movie !

I’m sorry but I had to, I really did have to…

mspoffin:

ah yes finally a homestuck character i can cosplay who fits my body type

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